By the chance that I will not be able to complete the whole puzzle by Valentine's Day, please consider this a substitute gift to you all. No, you can't eat this, and you probably won't treasure it that much either. However, this does contain all the useful information that you should do if you want me to treat you well and maybe actually remember you later on. This is as much of a gift I want to offer.

And please don't ovethink Valentine's Day. This is one of the most disturbing special days to me because it is completely market-based. You don't need cheesy gretting cards to say how much you like somebody. It shouldn't be a requirement to get somebody something special for a certain person when you could do that any stupid day of the year. Those candy hearts don't even taste that good. Please do not fall into this money trap - if you want to do something, make your own valentine instead of buying one. That demonstrates effort, at least.

Besides that, here's that list of recommendations for interacting with me.

Tell me stuff I don't already know that's relatively interesting. By the extremely rare chance I don't know something, I like to hear new things.
Remain honest even if you know that the truth is not exactly something I want to hear.
Advertise my creations. It's always good to have a wider audience.
Make me smile. Sounds impossible, but some people have actually managed to accomplish this.
Be a fierce, competitive opponent in whichever game we play or whichever one I may challenge you to. Just don't be too rude and throw stuff at me or eat the material or something like that.
Assist me if I'm not feeling well or extremely stressed.
Try to learn that the sarcasm present in half my quotes and most of my articles isn't trying to directly insult you or put you down. It's just fun to use. In fact, using the same wit against me keeps my mind working.
When I tell you to stop doing something, this is not your cue to do it more frequently.
Don't pet me.
Quit telling me to stop using "big words"; I use whatever vocabulary I wish to, and I'm not going to dumb it down to your level.
Respect my property. That means don't rip it up, step on it, crumple it, or draw on it.
Never tell lies.
Along with not telling lies, don't ever exaggerate your ability or pretend to know something you're actually clueless about.
if u r not using sumthig like AIM do not structure ur sentences this way; u have plenty of time 2 rite betr than this lol.
Don't tell me a creation of mine sucks without saying why it sucks. If you tell me what can be improved, I have the ability to change it.
Stop saying the things I have listed in my quotes article.
Don't blindly agree with me if you have valid counterpoints against my opinions.
Beware of asking extremely obvious questions or saying very obvious statements.
If you are a guy, don't ever touch me.
Never believe anything another person says about me unless I confirm it is true.
If you know I am very nervous or don't feel confident about something, don't play with my emotions and stress me out even more.

Yes, there are a lot more black hearts than red hearts. With my current outlook, it doesn't surprise me.